go neg go
Literally read this as “EATING THIS HUMANS”
i need to stop doing that too
human is too fatty but damn its good
i have to STOP EATING THIS HUMMUS it’s so good though please take it away
edit: HERE’S THE RECIPE IN CASE YOU WANNA TRY IT!!
I went into an animal shelter today looking for a big dog. I find a rottweiler mix puppy. I go out into the lobby to see how much she would cost. There’s an older man(late forties-fifties) holding a pug and on the verge of tears. The pug wiggles free and hobbles over to me, starts jumping at my legs and whatnot. I bend down and pet her. The man explains that he can’t keep her because he works a lot and his wife is in the hospital with cancer. The dog is seven years old. He explains that he’s afraid no one will give her a good home and she’ll die in the animal shelter. Long story short, I have a seven year old silver pug named Daisy on my lap right now.
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.
Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE
yes. fucking yes.
THEYRE ALL SO POLITE
I love this awhhh c;
well fucking finally
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
what the fuck
the chosen one